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Sit back and imagine the scene - you will need 3 things:
1) A 6 bar electric fire inches from your face.
2) A petrol lawnmower idling (two stroke, and if possible with a fouled spark plug).
3) A Mojito. If a Mojito is unavailable stick a dock leaf in a large glass of white spirit, mix in a bag of sugar to taste.
Going dizzy yet? Good. Now click the picture.
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